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Welcome to our first ever Monday night card we are going to start off this card with the April 2 resultsUndertaker vs Fuse for the underground death title.... April 2 results

J.R.: WE ARE BACK AND NOW ITS TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT! AND ITS SOME ONE VS FUSE I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE AND WHOEVER IT WILL BE IT WILL BE IN A JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!

HEYMAN: LOOK J.R. WHO EVER IT IS ITS ANOTHER ROOKIE LIKE AUSTIN I BET AND CAN NOT BET FUSE SO HA HA TO THEM!

J.R.: YOU MAY BE RIGHT BUT WE WILL FIND OUT NOW!

FUSE'S MUSIC HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM!

FUSE COMES OUT AND WALKS DOWN TO THE RING AND PULLS UP THE CURTIANS ON THE RING AND PULLS OUT AT LEAST 5 PLATFORMS WITH BARBEDWIRE AND FIREWORKS ON THEM AND 2 SACKS OF TACKS AND 2 WHOLE PACKAGES OF FLORACENT BLUBS AND PUTS THEM ALL IN THE RING AND AWAITS HIS OPPENT!

J.R.: MY GOD HE IS GOING TO TAKE THIS DEATH MATCH TO THE EXTREME!

HEYMAN: HA HA I FEEL SORRY FOR THE VICTIM!

DEAD MAN WALKING HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM!!

J.R.: OH FUCK ITS TAKER FROM U.V.W THAT CAME BACK EARLIER AND TOOK OUT AMERICANA AND THEN AUSTIN TOOK OUT TAKER OH FUCK

HEYMAN: NO NO NO NOOOOO!

THE UNDERTAKER COMES OUT ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND SOLLUTES TO THE CROWD AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! FUSE HAS A WORRIED LOOK ON HIS FACE AND THE UNDERTAKER RIDES DOWN AND GETS OFF HIS CYCLE AND SLIDES IN THE RING STARING STRAIGHT AT FUSE!

J.R.: IN U.V.W TAKER AND JUSTIN WAS GOING TO LOCK IT UP AT THE PPV BUT SADLY IT CLOSED DOWN

HEYMAN: THAT WAS THEN THIS IS NOW HAHAHA!!

THE UNDERTAKER THROWS DOWN HIS BANDANA AND SUNGLASSES AND THE REFEREE STARTS THE MATCH AND THE UNDERTAKER LOCKS IT UP WITH FUSE BUT FUSE PUNCHES HIM IN THE GUT WITH A LEFT AND A RIGHT AND BACK TO LEFT BUT TAKER BLOCKS ONE AND BAAM HARD RIGHT HANDS BEING DELIVERED TO FUSE AND ANOTHER AND WHIPS HIM IN THE CORNER SO HARD HE FALLS DOWN FACE FIRST! THE UNDERTAKER PICKS UP A PLATFORM WITH FIREWORKS AND BARBEDWIRE AND WALKS TO FUSE BUT FUSE GETS UNDER, TAKER AND LOW BLOWS HIM AND CLIMBS THE ROPES AND OH FUCK DROPKICK TO THE UNDERTAKER MAKING THE PLATFORM SMASH IN HIS FACE EXPLODING THE EXPLOSIVES AND HIS HEAD IS SCREWED UP!! FUSE GOES FOR A PIN THE REFEREE COUNTS 1........KICK OUT!!! FUSE GETS UP AND GRABS A FLORACENT BULB AS TAKER IS GETTING UP AND BAAM!!!! THE BULB ON TAKERS SIDE OF HEAD TAKER HITS THE GROUND AND HIS LEFT EAR AND LEFT SIE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! FUSE SETS UP A PLATFORM ON A CORNER AND PICKS UP TAKER AND GOES NEAR THE CORNER WITH THE PLATFORM AND TAKER FOLLOWS AND UH OH DROPTOE HOLD AND TAKER FALLS FACE FIRST IN TO THE SECOND PLATFORM BOOOOOOOM! TAKERS WHOLE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD!

J.R.: OH MY GOD LOOK AT TAKER

HEYMAN: LOOKS LIKE FUSE IS ALITTLE TOO MUCH FOR TAKER HAHA!!!

FUSE GOES FOR ANOTHER PIN THE REFEREE COUNTS 1...........2....KICK OUT!!! FUSE IS FERIOUS HE PICKS UP TAKER AND WHIPS HIM AND HE BENDS DOWN AND OH FUCK RUNNING DDT!!! RUNNING DDT!!! TO FUSE AND FUSE IS OUT AND TAKER GOES OUT OF THE RING AND PULLS OUT A 20 FT LADDER! HE THROWS IT IN THE RING AND SLIDES IN AND SETS IT UP AND STARTS TO CLIMB IT AND HE WAITS AND FUSE GETS UP AND TAKER JUMPS OFF AND UH OH MY GOD FUSE DID A DROPKICK TO TAKER MAKING TAKER FALL BACK FROM AT LEAST 8 FT IN THE AIR AND HIT THE LADDER MAKING IT FALL BUT LOOK!! FUSE STANDS UP AS THE LADDER FALLS AND IT HITS THE ROPES AND TURNS BACK OVER AND KNOCKS OUT FUSE AND THE CROWD LAUGHS!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT IN THE RING THE REFEREE CHECKS OUT BOTH MEN AND THEY BOTH SAY THEY DON'T GIVE UP!

J.R.: THIS RING IS A MESS

HEYMAN: HELL YES HAHA!!

THE UNDERTAKER GETS UP AND PICKS UP A SACK OF TACKS AND SPERADS THEM IN THE RING AND GETS THE SECOND BACK AND DOES THE SAME THING AGAIN AND THERES ATLEAST 15,000 TACKS!! HE PICKS THE LADDER AND SETS IT AGAIN AND PICKS UP FUSE AND BRINGS HIM TO THE TOP AND HE SIGNALS FOR THE HELL AND BACK BUT FUSE IS PUNCHING HIM IN THE GUT OVER AND OVER AND LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO DO HURRICANRANA AND HE JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND CATCHES THE UNDERTAKER BY THE NECK BUT WHATS THIS!!!!!!????? THE UNDERTAKER JUST REVRSED IT AND OH HOLY FUCK HE IS LIFTING HIM UP AND LAST RIDE LAST RIDE!!!! ON TO THE TACKS AND IT BREAKS THE RING!!! OH SHIT AND THE IMPACT OF THE RING BREAKING MAKINGS THE LADDER TIP OVER AND THE UNDERTAKER FALLS ON TO THE ROPES FLIPING OUT AND SOME HOW LANDS ON FUSE AND THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT AND 1..............2................3!!!!!!!!!!! OH HOLY FUCK THE WINNER AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE DEATH TITLE THE UNDERTAKER THE AMERICAN BADASS! ROLLING HITS OVER P.A. SYSTEM AS THE UNDERTAKER WALKS OUT OF THE RING!!

J.R.: OH SHIT WHAT A MATCH THANK GOD THIS WAS THE MAIN EVENT THE WHOLE RING JUST CAVED IN!

HEYMAN: I KNOW FUSE HAD TAKER THEN POOF! BAAM OVER WAY AROUND I GUESS HE IS THE PHENOM OF THE WWF, AND U.V.W AND NOW I GUESS HERE IN UDF!!

CAMREA'S GO TO THE BACK

THE UNDERTAKER IS WALKING IN THE BACK AND LOOK AT THIS AUSTIN THE NEW DEATH CHAMPION IS RUNNING UP TO TAKER AND STARTS ATTACKING HIM WITH A PUNCH BUT TAKER BLOCKS IT AND GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM IN TO A WALL AS HARD AS HE CAN AND WALKS ON!!

J.R.: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SEE YOU ON THRUSDAY NIGHT AYSULM GOOD GOD TAKER HOW COULD. . . . . . . SCREEN FADES TO BLACK

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J.R.: WE ARE BACK AND NOW ITS TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT! AND ITS SOME ONE VS FUSE I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE AND WHOEVER IT WILL BE IT WILL BE IN A JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!

HEYMAN: LOOK J.R. WHO EVER IT IS ITS ANOTHER ROOKIE LIKE AUSTIN I BET AND CAN NOT BET FUSE SO HA HA TO THEM!

J.R.: YOU MAY BE RIGHT BUT WE WILL FIND OUT NOW!

FUSE'S MUSIC HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM!

J.R.: MY GOD HE IS GOING TO TAKE THIS DEATH MATCH TO THE EXTREME!

HEYMAN: HA HA I FEEL SORRY FOR THE VICTIM!

DEAD MAN WALKING HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM!!

J.R.: OH FUCK ITS TAKER FROM U.V.W THAT CAME BACK EARLIER AND TOOK OUT AMERICANA AND THEN AUSTIN TOOK OUT TAKER OH FUCK

HEYMAN: NO NO NO NOOOOO!

J.R.: IN U.V.W TAKER AND JUSTIN WAS GOING TO LOCK IT UP AT THE PPV BUT SADLY IT CLOSED DOWN

HEYMAN: THAT WAS THEN THIS IS NOW HAHAHA!!

J.R.: OH MY GOD LOOK AT TAKER

HEYMAN: LOOKS LIKE FUSE IS ALITTLE TOO MUCH FOR TAKER HAHA!!!

J.R.: THIS RING IS A MESS

HEYMAN: HELL YES HAHA!!

J.R.: OH SHIT WHAT A MATCH THANK GOD THIS WAS THE MAIN EVENT THE WHOLE RING JUST CAVED IN!

HEYMAN: I KNOW FUSE HAD TAKER THEN POOF! BAAM OVER WAY AROUND I GUESS HE IS THE PHENOM OF THE WWF, AND U.V.W AND NOW I GUESS HERE IN UDF!!

CAMREA'S GO TO THE BACK

J.R.: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SEE YOU ON THRUSDAY NIGHT AYSULM GOOD GOD TAKER HOW COULD. . . . . . . SCREEN FADES TO BLACK

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J.R.: WE ARE HERE AT INSANE MONDAY AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A HELLISH MATCH BEYOND BELIF A NEW COMER FROM THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION STONE COLD AND A U.V.W PASTIME AMERICANA I THINK THIS WILL KICK MAJOR ASS

HEYMAN:J.R. FOR A CHANGE I AM GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU THIS WILL BE A HELLISH MATCH BUT YOU FORGOT SOMETHING AS USASL ITS A FIRST BLOOD MATCH!

AUSTINS MUSIC HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM

AUSTIN COMES OUT AS THE CROWD CHEERS THERE ASSES OFF AND HE SLIDES IN THE RING AND GETS ON ALL THE TURNBUCKLES SOLLUTING! THEN WAITS FOR AMERICANA

ONE FINE DAY HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM!

AMERICANA COMES OUT WITH CANE AND MICROPHONE!!

J.R.: I WONDER WHAT HE IS GOING TO SAY TO THE RATTLESNAKE

HEYMAN: SHUT UP DUDE

AMERICANA: HEY AUSTIN YOU MAY BE FROM WWF BUT YOU DON'T STAND A RATS ASS IN UDF

AMERICANA DROPS THE MICROPHONE AND MY GOD AS HE IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP AUSTIN FLIPS HIM OFF AND THE CROWD GOES WILD AMERICANA GETS IN THE RING AND THE REFEREE RINGS THE BELL AS AMERICANA SWINGS THE CANE AT AUSTIN BUT AUSTIN DUCKS AND STARTS PUNCHING HIM WITH HARD LEFTS AND RIGHTS AND THEN WHIPS HIM IN THE ROPES AND MY GOD HUGE SPINEBUSTER KNOCKING THE BREATHE OUT OF THE COMMISH AMERICANA AUSTIN PICKS UP THE CANE AND SWINGS IT DOWN ON THE MAT BUT AMERICANA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND GETS UP AND CLOTHESLINES AUSTIN AND CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AND MY GOD HE JUST DID A 450 ON AUSTIN AND AUSTINS EYES ABOUT POPED OUT OF HIS SOCKET AMERICANA GRABS AUSTIN BY HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER AND KICKS HIM TILL HE FALLS AND LOOKS LIKE AMERICANA IS STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN AUSTIN AND WALKING IT DRY!

J.R.: AMERICANA IS REALLY TAKING IT TO THE RATTLE SNAKE

HEYMAN: HA HA AUSTIN AIN'T TO HOT RIGHT NOW I HATE ROOKIES LIKE STONECOLD HA HA

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

HEYMAN: NOOO AMERICANA DAMN IT THE FUCKING STUNNER

J.R.: YEES GO AUSTIN

AUSTIN GOES OVER TO ROPES AS AMERICANA STAGGERS UP AND AUSTIN GRABS AMERICANA'S HEAD AND WHATS THIS AMERICANA DROPS AUSTINS NECK ON THE ROPES CHOKING AUSTIN AND BOTH AUSTIN AND AMERICANA IS ON THE GROUND OUT AND THE REFEREE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE ITS FIRST BLOOD AND NOT OLD SCHOOL SO HE JUST STANDS THERE 30 SECONDS GO BY AND THERE STILL OUT DAMN THEY USED EVERYTHING!!

J.R.: MAN THERE OUT

DEAD MAN WALKING!!!! HITS OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM!

J.R.: MY GOD ITS PYSCHO TIM WHAT IS HE DOING

HEYMAN: WAIT THATS NOT HIM ITS THE UNDERTAKER OH FUCK!

J.R.: I THOUGHT HE TOOK A LONG VACTION!!

THE UNDERTAKER COMES OUT WITH A NASTY LOOK ON HIS FACE HE GOES DOWN TO THE RING AS THE CROWD CHEERS REALLY LOUD THE UNDERTAKER PICKS UP AMERICANA AND THROWS HIM IN THE RING AND TAKER GETS IN AND PICKS HIM UP AND CHOKESLAM DAMN CHOKESLAM!!! THEN UH OH NOT THIS HE SETS HIM UP FOR THE LAST RIDE!!!AND HE LIFTS HIM UP AND WAAM LAST RIDE LAST RIDE!!!!!! HE GETS A CHAIR WITH BARBED WIRE AND SWINGS IT AT AMERICANA AND BAAM MY GOD AMERICANA IS BUSTED OPENED AND THE REFEREE RINGS THE BELL AND STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS THE NEW DEATH HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! THE UNDERTAKER SAYS YEAH AND AUSTIN GETS UP WITH A CONFUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE AND UH OH HE IS STALKING THE UNDERTAKER TAKER TURNS AROUND AND BAAM!!! STUNNER STUNNER GOD DAMN WHAT A STUNNER THE UNDERTAKER FALLS DOWN AND ROPES OUT OF THE RING AUSTIN SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND PICKS UP THE UNDERTAKER THROWS HIM ON THE TABLE AND PUTS A CHAIR ON TAKERS FACE AND AUSTIN GETS ON TOP ROPE AND JUMPS OFF AUSTIN ELBOW DROP AND TAKER GOES THREW THE TABLE!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!

J.R.: OH SHIT NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT!!

HEYMAN: OH HOLY FUCK AUSTIN IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE

AUSTIN SLIDES BACK IN THE RING AND OH SHIT AMERICANA IS UP AND HITS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A CAIN AND OH FUCK AUSTIN IS BUSTED OPENED AND ONE FINE DAY HITS AND AMERICANA LEAVES

J.R.: AUSTIN IS STILL THE CHAMP BUT TAKER AND AMERICANA THEN AUSTIN AND TAKER THEN AMERICANA AND AUSTIN GOD DAMN!

HEYMAN: HAHAHAHHA WHAT A NIGHT HELL YEES!

J.R.: WE WILL BE BACK IN A FEW MOMENTS MAN LOOK AT OUR TABLE UH OH TAKER IS GETTING. . .(screen fades to black)

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J.R: here we are at our first ever monday night card this next match should be great MC Hammer was succssful in winning the U.S title on Thurs.

Paul heyman: yes this is goin to b....

(Insaino's music plays)

Insaino: i'm afraed this next match can't happen(camera goes to back stage) this why...

J.R: Holy shit its MC Hammer busted way open with Nimo wrote on his chest in spray paint wait look there's a nail in his leg, stuck right fuckin in damnit all!

Paul heyman: Damnit thats a damn shame

(Nimo's music plays)

Nimo: i didn't fuckin do that you ass! i was fuckin set up really i swear

Insaino: fuck u daddy!

Paul heyman: wait! the boot to the gut of Nimo wait! THE BLOODIE INSAINE!! THE BLOODIE INSAINE!(insaino's music plays)

Insaino: have one fine fuckin day bitch!

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J.R: now its time for the triple threat flaming barbed wire table match for the hard core title.

Paul heyman: this should be great!

(insaino's music plays)

Insaino: damn shame what happened to MC Hammer.

(walks to the ring shaking his head)

(Grey's music plays)

Grey: hahahahahahahah Insaino u and mc hammer suck and i'm going to kick all of ya'll asses!(runs to the ring and locks up with Insaino)

(cammera's go to back stage and show Dave o mac' in a fight with Nimo)

Paul heyman: wait insaino's got a flaming barbed wire 2 by 4 (wam!) over the head of grey! holy shit! but what is Dave o mac doing beatin Nimo with a sledge hammer with barbed wire covering it?

J.R: i have no clue but i know Insaino is kicking Grey's ass!

Paul heyman: hahhahaha-not funny jack ass!

J.R: Yes...well look Grey has a chair (bam!) over the head of Insaino!

Paul heyman: he's out cold!NO WAIT! INSAINO JUST SAT UP!!! OH MY GOD!

j.r: holy fuckin shit!grey is over there talking to the crowd and saying how good he is while Insaino is now has a tank of gas and a lighter! WAIT NO HE JUST POURED GAS ON GREY! (GREY TURNS AROUND)WAIT! insaino has something in his mouth he SPITS IT INTO THE LIGHTER AND IT BLOWS ON FIRE ON GREY AND HE JUST EXPLODED OH MY GOD!!!!!GREY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!

Paul heyman: that was wine he had in his mouth the bottle is right in front of us! wait! Insaino just went over and got gas tank again and the lighter set them down what r they doing?wait Insaino's pulling out the table! he sets the gas on the table and sets the gas tank on fire and jogs over the the side here and grabs a mic

Insaino: ok DAVE come throw me through the table now!

(dave looks and hits nimo over the headf once again with the sledge hammer and he falls to floor while Dave o mac' run's out of site of the cammera)

J.R: That what the deal was Insaino got Nimo in trouble and he thought Nimo would interfear in the match so he got dave o mac to do his dirty work now this part i don't understand here comes dave jumps in the ring(insaino puts his arms behind his back and pulls out something) no wait! he's got a crow bar over the heads of dave o mc now he's just beating the shit outta him now he throws the crowbar and the flaming/screaming Grey on the outside wait! he's got DAVE O MAC in a gorialla press and throws him through the almost melting flaming table!

: here's your winner and still hard core champion Insainooooooooooooooo!

j.r: well that was a mega brutal match and way have a good night ladies and gentalman hope u enjoyed!

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