29th March Results

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29th March Results

29th March Results

FOR THE T.V TITLE

Americana vs Kaos

Welcome to the UDF. Today's opening match will be between the CEO,

KAOS, and

the commissioner, AMERICANA in the famous deathbowl ladder match This

match

will be for the TV championship, it will also be KAOS's first ever

match!

ONE FINE DAY blasts through the arena and here comes CANA to the bowl,

CANA

climbs up the deathbowl and opens the hatch and jumps in. I can here

the

crunching as he walks on the broken glass. “GET ON IT, UP ON IT, ITS

ON,

LIVEN IN THE CHAOS!” here is KAOS. The crowd chants his name as he

shows no

fear entering the bowl. KAOS shouts for a mic “ CANA! You got me into

this

game! Now I'm going to show you how to play it!” DING! DING! DING! CANA

runs

straight to KAOS showing no fear at all. CANA gets a lot of early blows

in ,

taking a lot out of KAOS, CANA whips KAOS into the side of the bowl,

the

steel nearly cracking KAOS's spine. KAOS lands face into the broken

glass.

Oh my godddddd KAOS's face is all cut up his blood is everywhere. CANA

starting to climb the bowl; he has just reached the hatch. He puts his

hand

straight through the barbed wire opening the hatch. There is no pain on

CANA's face as the barbed wire tears through his skin. CANA is on top

of the

bowl, while KAOS is getting up and wiping the blood out of his eyes.

CANA is

now on the outside of the bowl picking up a ladder, KAOS is going

through

the hatch and luckily for him it's already open off when CANA went

through.

CANA climbs up onto the bowl and sets the ladder up. Both men now start

climbing the ladder, CANA on one side KAOS on the other, both of them

meet

at the top of the ladder inches away from the belt. KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Here comes Psycho Tim DING! DING! DING! THIS FOLLOWING CONTEST HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS A DRAW DUE TO RUN IN!!!!! And Psycho Tim runs down the ailse and climbs up the deathbowl and OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! He just pushed Cana and Kaos off the ladder and both of them are on the floor bleeding!!!!!! And psycho tim runs back up the aisle.

flaming dumpster match for the hard core title

Nookie vs Insaino

J.R: Well King its the night UDF has its first show and so far is fucking amazing if i do say so myself King: ohhh hell yeah, now we have a match with 2 men that used to be in the domanate fed UVW, for the hard core title in a flaming dumpster the object is to put your oppont in the flaming dumpster which is located on the side of the ring J.R: Yes this is going to be a great ma... (Insaino's music plays) Insaino: YES! now who's fed kicks ass! (crowd cheers) Insaino: Now Nookie hahhaahaha this is going to be a very brutal match so be ready you fuckin boner! (insaino's ru's down to ring and pulls out a kendo stick) (Nookie's music plays) Nookie: Insaino.. you are so fucking dead! (Nookie run's down to the ring and meets insaino and they tie up) J.R: Well this should be an interesting match Insaino repetingly hitting Nookie over the head with that kendo stick after they broke up the test of strength wait Nookie a boot to the gut of Insaino King: he's signaling for the power bomb,! wait Insaino counters with a big back body drop and bounched off the ropes and a big leg drop to Nookie now whats he doing? J.R: He's on te outside and he's looking under the ring for something to hit Nookie over the f'n head off with! King: now he's back in the ring with a lighter and a wood 2 by 4 with barbed wire on it wait! he's lighting it on fire!!! no! don't insaino! its on fire and now insaino is stalking Nookie waitin for him to get up wait! don't get the hell up Nookie!(Nookie looks over at the anouace table) no! INSAINO JUST HIT NOOKIE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE 2 by 4!!! J.R: Holy shit! he's just beating the life outta Nookie with that flaming barbed wire 2 by 4, now he throws it over beside the table here, he'sw on the top rope ranting to the crowd wait! Nookie is getting up and he has a f'n staple gun! wait! no!(Insaino screams in pain) AHHHH! NOOKIE JUST STAPLED Insaino balls!!!! King: Oh god! thats gotta fuckin hurt man!!!!! J.R: (Insaino falls to the mat raving in pain)(Nookie looks at the dumpster and then at Insaino and nod's his head) I think he's going to kill Insaino now wait he's picking up Insaino Into a power bomb and running over to the flaming dumpster wait! NO! throws in... Insaino MISSED! OHMY GOD! INSAINO MISSED AND NOW Nookie is irate (nookie stomps the ring) wait InSAINO IS GETTING UP! King: how the hell?!(KAOS'S MUSIC PLAYS) wait! ITS KAOS! j.r: whats he doing here wait he's got a fuckin nail gun wait he run's past Insaino and dives in the ring and AHHHH NOOOO starts nail gunnin Nookie in the back and gut (Nookie falls to the ground crying his f'n eyes out wait Insaino gets in the ring wait! HE HAS NOOKIE!! IN THE INSAINE DEATH DROP INTO THE!!!! F'N FLAMING DUMPSTER!!!!! OHHH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL DAMNIT I HATE KOAS , DAMNIT Nookie could have one his first ever title in UDF! (BELL RINGS, DING DING DING) : here's your winner and new hard core champion INSAINOOOOOOOOOOO! J.R: DAMNIT!! King: its ok we wi.. well i will be here j.r: might be crying in the back stage(J.R Gives king the finger) King: anyway stay tooned. -screen fades to black-

japanise death match for the us title

Gray vs MC Hammer

J.R:And now our U.S title match MC Hammer vs one of the new comers Grey King: now who will win a broke music rap star or a new comer professional wrestler? J.R: I Guess we will find out soo....(MC Hammer's music plays) MC Hammer: WHERE'S THE HOES AT?!? (CROWD CHEERS) (Greys music plays) Grey: Shut the fuck'up! J.R: Wait there brawlin it up there, what u have to do in this match is put your oppont in a submission until they tap and make sure they tap wait! whats this! ITS KOAS! he has a pipe (wam!) over the head of grey damn i think he is out cold. King: wait MC Hammer is shaking Kaos's hand wait MC Hammer putsd him in a submission lock its a inverted hammer lock! wait grey is tappin(ding ding ding) : HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND NEW U.S CHAMPION MC HAMMERRRRRRRRRR j.r: damn fast match! KING: i'll say maybe we r running behind on time well anyway -got cut off-